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BLUE NIGHTMARES – a novel of unspeakable terror, now available from Wol-vriey

Blue Nightmares by Wol-vriey

Consummate EVIL is coming. It is relentless and unavoidable. It is Blue.

Jessica Schreiber is seeing things. Very horrible things. Since arriving in Raynham for what should have been a relaxing vacation, she’s been seeing the Big Blue.

Jessica is smelling things too—dead and rotting things that she can’t see. She is sure those dead and rotting things are dead people. Lots of dead people.

Jessica’s worst nightmares will soon become her reality. Her reality will soon become a terrifying nightmare.

The tentacled residents of the House of Death have a lot that they wish to show Jessica Schreiber. They have a lot that they wish to tell her. But will she survive long enough to learn their lessons?

Buy BLUE NIGHTMARES, available in paperback and Kindle at amazon.

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BOSTON LUST – Book #3 in the BUD MALONE SERIES by Wol-vriey now available!

Boston Lust by Wol-vriey

From the creator of Boston Posh and Boston Corpse comes Boston Lust, the third installment in the BUD MALONE bizarro detective series!

“Bless it, Father, for she has sinned.”

Seven murdered gay women, all their bodies completely drained of blood. All also with large parts of their bodies dissolved away like acid has been pumped into their veins.

Bud Malone has to find the female vampire preying on Boston’s lesbian population.

Then Malone meets the beautiful Trudi Carmen and the case gets even more tangled. Trudi needs Malone’s help in recovering a ring that’s gone missing. But how in the world is one little black ring related to either the dead women or their killer?

Resolving this case will lead Malone deep into Lucy Tang’s legacy—The Abstracta. And then to the city of Genesis.

Boston Lust—Just when you thought Bean Town was safe to visit again.

Own it today in paperback or Kindle editions! Available on amazon.com.

 


A Burning Bulb First: TWO BRAND NEW RELEASES in the same day!

Best of 2015In a first in the seven-year history of BURNING BULB PUBLISHING, we are pleased to announce that TODAY (August 29, 2015) we have made history by releasing not one, but TWO exciting new books to our collection of amazing literature!


First, for the Bizarro/over-the-top fiction/erotica fans, let me present to you DR. ORGASM, by the incomparable WOL-VRIEY:

Dr. Orgasm by Wol-vriey

Communism = the political doctrine outlawing ‘coming’ (i.e. the female orgasm).

Courtney Taylor is young, intelligent, beautiful, and successful. She also has a boyfriend who loves her deeply.

The problem is, no matter what Courtney does, she can’t climax during sex.

When Florence Rigid’s communist forces destroy the city of Metaphor, Courtney and her friends Teresa, Highball, Miki, and Heather are cast into the midst of a quest to find the only person able to save the land of Innuendo—Dr. Carol Orgasm, wanted by the communists for developing the O-Pill, a wonder drug that grants women sexual ecstasy on demand.

The communists will do anything to get their hands on the O-Pill and prevent its reaching the millions of Innuendo’s women.

But Courtney desperately wants that pill too. And so it’s now a race between Courtney and the communists to find Dr. Orgasm first.

And Courtney has no choice but to win this race.

She must win it: For her own orgasm . . . and for the freedom of female sexuality everywhere.


Second, for the fans of classic horror, NELSON W. PYLES’ latest release EVERYTHING HERE IS A NIGHTMARE will be sure to satisfy your dark cravings:

Everything Here Is A Nightmare by Nelson W. Pyles

“Pyles makes it look easy. His characters come instantly alive with the cocksure verve and swagger of rock stars.”- Daniel Knauf, creator of HBO’s “Carnivale,” Executive Producer/Writer, ABC’s “The Blacklist.”

The critically acclaimed author of Demons, Dolls and Milkshakes returns with fifteen tales of horror and suspense with Everything Here is a Nightmare.

From zombies in the old west, to a young boy tempted by the Devil. From vampires with romantic longing, to an abandoned lighthouse haunted by vengeful spirits. From a serial killer getting unholy justice, to a haunted English race car, Nelson W Pyles invites you to explore a landscape of fear, suspense and horror.

Take his hand and hold on tight. Remember that whatever you find here, whatever you see, no matter what you might think it could be…know this:

Everything Here is a Nightmare


Big Trouble In Little Ass by Wol-vriey now an eBook!

Big Trouble In Little Ass: A Novella by Wol-vriey

From Bizarro master storyteller Wol-vriey comes a truly weird western tale that will leave you awe-struck and on the edge of your seat…

In the town named Little Ass, tight-assed prostitute Rosa overhears a gunslinger’s plans to assassinate rancher Edison Bennett. Once the badass Bennett learns of the plot, he ensures there’ll be hell to pay for any attempt on his life!

Yes, it’s going to take all of gunslinger Jude’s shooting prowess, his eclectic collection of strange firearms, a trusty horse that requires an owners’ manual, and the help of the lovely and invigorating Nell (who’s EXTREMELY odd when the going gets weird), to survive the Bizarro hell that Edison Bennett unleashes in order to hold onto the land that he’d stolen from Madam Zizi.

An excerpt from the book:
Edison returned with his drink. He and Valhalla studied Jude’s gun.
“It’s made of bone, Edison,” Valhalla said. “Smells like fish bone.”
Edison raised a startled eyebrow. He finished his whiskey, then broke the weapon open to check its ammo.
There were three shells in the cylinder, and no spent casings. Edison thought the three empty chambers odd. Even odder, the ends of the unfired shells looked like frayed meat.
He shook the bullets out into his hand.
Frowning, he held one up so Valhalla and Ike could see it. Lamplight glinted off the bullet’s fingernail. “What sort of a weapon fires severed human fingers?” he asked.

Download your copy today for only $0.99 or for FREE via a Prime membership on the Amazon.com Kindle Lending Library!


Reviews keep coming over Boston Posh

Boston Posh Kindle Edition

Download your copy of BOSTON POSH today for only $2.99!

Wol-vriey’s breakthrough Bizarro novel Boston Posh is getting some great reviews over on Goodreads and amazon.

Here’s what people are saying:

Superbly executed, brilliantly written!
– GARY LEE VINCENT, Author DARKENED HILLS

Not only will “Boston Posh” serve as a perfect introduction of Bizarro fiction to genre virgins, but will also satisfy the most babble-scarred of bizarro brigadiers.
– RICH BOTTLES JR., Author, THE MANACLED

Wol-vriey is the L. Frank Baum of our perverted 21st Century!
– GREGOR XANE, Goodreads

This book is totally unique, original, graphically depicted and definitely original.
– FRAN LEWIS, Amazon

… a surrealist’s nightmare with so many freaky elements it leaves the reader breathless.
– LEILA ANANI, Goodreads

A bizarro epic. You have been warned…Nothing can prepare you for the world Wol-vriey has created.
 – Pedro Proença, Amazon

Right now, you can download the Kindle edition for only $2.99!


John D.’s reaction after reading Vegan Zombie Apocalypse

John D. decided to read VEGAN ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE by Wol-vriey in one setting and his eyes popped out of his head! OMG!

Burning Bulb Publishing cannot be held responsible for any physical or psychological damage that reading our books may cause.

Dare to read VEGAN ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE for yourself? Check it out here.

Vegan Zombie Apocalypse