Six people find themselves trapped in Detention, a nightmare realm where the demonic Schoolmaster is hell-bent on reforming them . . . until they die.
Porn superstar Venus Deluxe came to Springfield, MA to party, and next found her life hanging by a thread. One wrong answer will mean her death.
Suspended BPD detective Tanya Rockford was trying to stop one kind of violence, but found a terrifying another. With her and her companion’s lives hanging in the balance, it’s going to take all of her courage and resourcefulness to escape this hell she’s stumbled into.
Porn stud Chad Cannon has made a career from his ten-inch penis. Here in Detention, however, it’s his brains that matter. He’ll soon be hoping all the pot he’s smoked over the years hasn’t completely messed up his memory.
The three students, Sherri, Jordan, and Mike? They were all just in the wrong place at the right time.
Will anyone survive Detention? The evil Schoolmaster doesn’t plan on letting that happen . . .
From the creator of Boston Posh and Boston Corpse comes Boston Lust, the third installment in the BUD MALONE bizarro detective series!
“Bless it, Father, for she has sinned.”
Seven murdered gay women, all their bodies completely drained of blood. All also with large parts of their bodies dissolved away like acid has been pumped into their veins.
Bud Malone has to find the female vampire preying on Boston’s lesbian population.
Then Malone meets the beautiful Trudi Carmen and the case gets even more tangled. Trudi needs Malone’s help in recovering a ring that’s gone missing. But how in the world is one little black ring related to either the dead women or their killer?
Resolving this case will lead Malone deep into Lucy Tang’s legacy—The Abstracta. And then to the city of Genesis.
Boston Lust—Just when you thought Bean Town was safe to visit again.
Own it today in paperback or Kindle editions! Available on amazon.com.
In a first in the seven-year history of BURNING BULB PUBLISHING, we are pleased to announce that TODAY (August 29, 2015) we have made history by releasing not one, but TWO exciting new books to our collection of amazing literature!
First, for the Bizarro/over-the-top fiction/erotica fans, let me present to you DR. ORGASM, by the incomparable WOL-VRIEY:
Communism = the political doctrine outlawing ‘coming’ (i.e. the female orgasm).
Courtney Taylor is young, intelligent, beautiful, and successful. She also has a boyfriend who loves her deeply.
The problem is, no matter what Courtney does, she can’t climax during sex.
When Florence Rigid’s communist forces destroy the city of Metaphor, Courtney and her friends Teresa, Highball, Miki, and Heather are cast into the midst of a quest to find the only person able to save the land of Innuendo—Dr. Carol Orgasm, wanted by the communists for developing the O-Pill, a wonder drug that grants women sexual ecstasy on demand.
The communists will do anything to get their hands on the O-Pill and prevent its reaching the millions of Innuendo’s women.
But Courtney desperately wants that pill too. And so it’s now a race between Courtney and the communists to find Dr. Orgasm first.
And Courtney has no choice but to win this race.
She must win it: For her own orgasm . . . and for the freedom of female sexuality everywhere.
Second, for the fans of classic horror, NELSON W. PYLES’ latest release EVERYTHING HERE IS A NIGHTMARE will be sure to satisfy your dark cravings:
“Pyles makes it look easy. His characters come instantly alive with the cocksure verve and swagger of rock stars.”- Daniel Knauf, creator of HBO’s “Carnivale,” Executive Producer/Writer, ABC’s “The Blacklist.”
The critically acclaimed author of Demons, Dolls and Milkshakes returns with fifteen tales of horror and suspense with Everything Here is a Nightmare.
From zombies in the old west, to a young boy tempted by the Devil. From vampires with romantic longing, to an abandoned lighthouse haunted by vengeful spirits. From a serial killer getting unholy justice, to a haunted English race car, Nelson W Pyles invites you to explore a landscape of fear, suspense and horror.
Take his hand and hold on tight. Remember that whatever you find here, whatever you see, no matter what you might think it could be…know this:
Everything Here is a Nightmare
A Bud Malone Thriller!
MAGIC CAN BE MURDER!!!
Drag queen Lucy Tang is back in Boston, and is hell-bent on settling her vendetta against casino owner Sookie Ling. And suddenly, Bud Malone, PI, has the case of his life to resolve.
When Boston’s robot police force are baffled by a mind transfer case, they come to Malone for help.
The one person who can likely help Malone out here is the witch Soledad Bathory. But Soledad seems to know a lot more than she’s telling him.
It’s a case not made easier when Malone meets Soledad’s beautiful cousin, Josephine ‘Slave’ Bailey. Slave has her own plans for Malone, most of which involve teaching him BDSM and making him her new Master.
Oh, and Rick Rogers owes Sookie Ling a whole lot of money, a gambling debt that’s going to be literally Hell to pay!
Boston Corpse–Not your average detective novel!
Get it today at amazon!
PUBLISHER’S DISCLAIMER/STORM WARNING:
This isn’t well-behaved young adult fiction. It is not intended for children, either. This is a graphically violent, EXTREMELY sexually graphic/depraved, quite sick book (in places) . . . seriously, not for the innocent. SERIOUSLY. Er . . . you’ve been warned.
This is Book #2 in the Bud Malone Series. Book #1 is Boston Posh.
“This primer is the very essence of any and all styles and types of Bizarro writing. Wol-vriey collects, distills, and bottles up these 37 tiny stories for your sensory enjoyment. This is an absolute must-read for anyone new to the genre, because it demonstrates the scope of what Bizarro is, and what it can be.”
–Teresa Pollack, Bizarro commentator and blogger
Welcome to the strange place:
A collection of 37 flash fiction stories designed to introduce one to the Bizarro/New Weird Genre.
Weird, dreamy, nightmarish, absurd, sad, surreal, humorous . . . this collection of tales is all this and more.
Welcome once again to the strange place, everyone . . . the very strange place.
- The Original
- Love + Lust in Brazil
- Teething Troubles
- Jackie Chan Angel
- Ears are for Hearing
- Evil Beef Factory
- Angie Stone’s Revival
- Lesbian in my Pocket
- Can’t See For The Rain
- The Morning After
- Ahmed Apple Attacks America!
- The Grass
- A Day at the Racists
- Behind Every
- Okay! Okay!!
- For Ze Love of Rosa (A Legend of Bizarro Mexico)
- Ring Ring
- Shrink Me
- Good Medicine
- Liquid Husband
- The East Side of the House
- In Reverso
- Entertaining Spider
- Number One
- Señor Ogre (A Legend of Bizarro Mexico)
- Die, You Fluffy Sonofabitch!
- Soft Silky Skin
- God’s Refrigerator
- 2012: The Alien Egg
- Retro Race Relations Rumble
- The Lionesses and The Hyena
- The Secret Life of Drawers
- The Devil in Utopia
Reality has henceforth been abolished
– The Fixer.
In Springfield, Massachusetts, Melanie Catchpole is hired to fetch back a magic teddy bear worth millions of dollars from a warehouse across town.
Problem is, the warehouse is down in Springfield’s O-Zone—that totally weird sector of the city where Bizarro fell to Earth. The ‘O’ is a fairytale land, a place where dreams and nightmares literally live and breathe.
Worse still, the gingers—mutant cannibals—prowl the O. The gingers have already eaten everyone else Melanie’s employers sent to get back the magic teddy bear.
Accompanied by the handsome but ruthless Doug Fisher (who she finds sexy but doesn’t dare entrust her heart to), Melanie enters the O-Zone.
Melanie and Doug are instantly caught up in an adventure they’d never have believed credible even if written as fiction . . . and Melanie’s used to experiencing the very weird as the norm.
And now, additionally, there’s a mystery to unravel: What does the dark, freezing-cold being called The Fixer want with Mary, the barkeep’s daughter?
From the man who brought you VEGAN ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE and BOSTON POSH, comes…
VEGAN VAMPIRE VAGINAS
The biggest bank heist in US history. And Tom Palmer can’t remember pulling it off. And no, this isn’t your standard case of amnesia.
After a one-night-stand gone horribly wrong, Boston salesman Tom Palmer wakes up with a vagina implanted in his left hand.
Then his day gets worse:
Tom is transported across space-time to a nightmare version of Boston, one where the Bizarro virus has transformed half the population into cannibals.
Worst of all, Tom discovers that in this new Boston, he’s the infamous gangster Pussypalm, wanted for robbing the Federal Reserve Bank of Boston a year ago.
He also learns that the vagina in his hand is prophetic, i.e. it talks . . . after sex.
With 130 people left dead during his bank heist and six billion dollars missing, Tom knows he’s living on borrowed time. It is in his best interests not to remember anything.
Because once he does . . .
But then everything gets so much odder. Tom begins remembering what has to be someone else’s life. Or is it?
Vegan Vampire Vaginas: A mind-bending trip through Bizarro America!