A Bud Malone Thriller!
MAGIC CAN BE MURDER!!!
Drag queen Lucy Tang is back in Boston, and is hell-bent on settling her vendetta against casino owner Sookie Ling. And suddenly, Bud Malone, PI, has the case of his life to resolve.
When Boston’s robot police force are baffled by a mind transfer case, they come to Malone for help.
The one person who can likely help Malone out here is the witch Soledad Bathory. But Soledad seems to know a lot more than she’s telling him.
It’s a case not made easier when Malone meets Soledad’s beautiful cousin, Josephine ‘Slave’ Bailey. Slave has her own plans for Malone, most of which involve teaching him BDSM and making him her new Master.
Oh, and Rick Rogers owes Sookie Ling a whole lot of money, a gambling debt that’s going to be literally Hell to pay!
Boston Corpse–Not your average detective novel!
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PUBLISHER’S DISCLAIMER/STORM WARNING:
This isn’t well-behaved young adult fiction. It is not intended for children, either. This is a graphically violent, EXTREMELY sexually graphic/depraved, quite sick book (in places) . . . seriously, not for the innocent. SERIOUSLY. Er . . . you’ve been warned.
This is Book #2 in the Bud Malone Series. Book #1 is Boston Posh.
From the man who brought you VEGAN ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE and BOSTON POSH, comes…
VEGAN VAMPIRE VAGINAS
The biggest bank heist in US history. And Tom Palmer can’t remember pulling it off. And no, this isn’t your standard case of amnesia.
After a one-night-stand gone horribly wrong, Boston salesman Tom Palmer wakes up with a vagina implanted in his left hand.
Then his day gets worse:
Tom is transported across space-time to a nightmare version of Boston, one where the Bizarro virus has transformed half the population into cannibals.
Worst of all, Tom discovers that in this new Boston, he’s the infamous gangster Pussypalm, wanted for robbing the Federal Reserve Bank of Boston a year ago.
He also learns that the vagina in his hand is prophetic, i.e. it talks . . . after sex.
With 130 people left dead during his bank heist and six billion dollars missing, Tom knows he’s living on borrowed time. It is in his best interests not to remember anything.
Because once he does . . .
But then everything gets so much odder. Tom begins remembering what has to be someone else’s life. Or is it?
Vegan Vampire Vaginas: A mind-bending trip through Bizarro America!
Here’s what people are saying:
Superbly executed, brilliantly written!
– GARY LEE VINCENT, Author DARKENED HILLS
Not only will “Boston Posh” serve as a perfect introduction of Bizarro fiction to genre virgins, but will also satisfy the most babble-scarred of bizarro brigadiers.
– RICH BOTTLES JR., Author, THE MANACLED
Wol-vriey is the L. Frank Baum of our perverted 21st Century!
– GREGOR XANE, Goodreads
This book is totally unique, original, graphically depicted and definitely original.
– FRAN LEWIS, Amazon
… a surrealist’s nightmare with so many freaky elements it leaves the reader breathless.
– LEILA ANANI, Goodreads
A bizarro epic. You have been warned…Nothing can prepare you for the world Wol-vriey has created.
– Pedro Proença, Amazon
We are pleased to announce two new book trailers for Wol-vriey’s latest novel Boston Posh are now ready for your viewing enjoyment. Note that background music used on both trailers was composed by Wol-vriey himself!
Be sure to buy the book today at amazon.com, or if you’re feeling lucky, enter to win a free copy on Goodreads!
The first trailer was submitted by Burning Bulb author Rich Bottles Jr. and his daughter Lolita Bottles:
The second trailer was submitted by Burning Bulb author Gary Lee Vincent: