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THE ACADEMY – the lastest novel of terror by legendary horror writer JOHN RUSSO now available!

 

He’s a good puppet, he does what they say, but he’s programmed for terror, and someone will pay!


From legendary horror writer John A. Russo comes The Academy. It’s every parent’s dream, turning their little darlings into geniuses, super-achievers, perfect little children.

And if there’s a problem, the Academy fixes that, too. It’s a simple operation. Just a little device. Then a teeny pink scar on a tender little skull…

One boy knows the secret. Now he wants his mind back. But it’s much, much too late. Too late for anything but the ugly feelings. The bad feelings. The messy sexy feelings. The knife-cold hatred, the murderous rage, for total screaming, blood-drenching revenge…

Get ready to enroll in THE ACADEMY.


VEGAN VAMPIRE VAGINAS – a new bizarro novel by WOL-VRIEY now available!

Vegan Vampire Vaginas by Wol-vriey

From the man who brought you VEGAN ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE and BOSTON POSH, comes…

VEGAN VAMPIRE VAGINAS

The biggest bank heist in US history. And Tom Palmer can’t remember pulling it off. And no, this isn’t your standard case of amnesia.

After a one-night-stand gone horribly wrong, Boston salesman Tom Palmer wakes up with a vagina implanted in his left hand.

Then his day gets worse:

Tom is transported across space-time to a nightmare version of Boston, one where the Bizarro virus has transformed half the population into cannibals.

Worst of all, Tom discovers that in this new Boston, he’s the infamous gangster Pussypalm, wanted for robbing the Federal Reserve Bank of Boston a year ago.

He also learns that the vagina in his hand is prophetic, i.e. it talks . . . after sex.

With 130 people left dead during his bank heist and six billion dollars missing, Tom knows he’s living on borrowed time. It is in his best interests not to remember anything.

Because once he does . . .

But then everything gets so much odder. Tom begins remembering what has to be someone else’s life. Or is it?

Vegan Vampire Vaginas: A mind-bending trip through Bizarro America!

Buy it NOW on amazon.com if you dare!